WELCOME TO PARKINGLESSONS.COM
Welcome to your first parking lesson
Featured Idiots
The reason I built this site was I wanted to help the millions of un-happy drivers who want to communicate with those people out there who need a lesson in PARKING ETIQUETTES.
You will find pictures of what I see as inconsiderate parking posted on this site. You will also see pictures of the proper way to park your vehicle in various situations.
Don't be this guy
Parking Rules for Morons
These are the rules that these people follow when parking. I think they must have a manual!
Block The Road
When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing.
Over the Lines
Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.
Space Matters
In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both.
Get in Close
Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car.
Learn to park
This site is dedicated to all of those people out there that still respect their fellow man/woman and take time to do what’s right! Thank you.
Help us to spread the word
If you like the site and would like to join me in trying to change the attitude of these flagrant offenders then I suggest you create your own cards and start placing them on offending vehicles.
If you are offended by this site I am sorry, maybe next time you will take the time to properly position your vehicle in the parking space you occupy.
Be courteous, you don't own the world
I want this site to be fun, but I also want to spread the word about proper parking etiquette. I am tired of going to the mall, grocery store, restaurants and other public parking areas and finding these scenarios on a daily basis. People need to wake up and stop living in their own ME world.
Big Picture
It’s about getting a better picture of the problem (pun intended).
Lesson Learned
It isn’t about revenge, though we readily admit to a certain satisfaction at the thought that offenders may be taught a lesson.
Awareness
It’s about an increasing awareness of an ongoing problem.
How To Park
Click and drag the vehicle into the parking spot. Made simple, just for you.
Backing Up
Your greatest fear made simple
Parallel Parking
This one is going to be hard.
Congratulations!
Now that you have learned how to properly park, you can practice in the real world! Just remember, be considerate, not an idiot.